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by 249872 October 20, 2021

Powerverse

One with sexual skills/proclivities as both a Power Top and a Power Bottom. Typically a gay male.

Used in place of "Verse" to indicate domineering and aggressive intent to act as both Top and Bottom (often during only one sexual encounter). Wordplay often used with "universe"; the pun suggests universal action or interest in sex or sexual positions.

I think he rode my cock even harder than he fucked me. What a Powerverse!

or

I think I might have fucked every fag in the Portland gay soccer club last summer. I feel like I've explored the entire Powerverse.

by Frau Bozo April 24, 2011

preserve

To prevent something from damaging, losing, decaying, or being destroyed.

I want to preserve my milk. I do this by putting my milk in the fridge.

by Mo D Genesis February 14, 2017

jelly preserver

A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.

"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2

by Big Bruce Texas June 25, 2009

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013

Life Preserver

A large full set of voluptuous breasts.

"did you see the life preservers on that chick?!?"

by Tongtatatatong May 22, 2010