postmates

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

Proskater

A slang term for "dick" in the United Kingdom (not really)

"Ok, not as catchy as "Pro Skater", but did you know that "proskater" is a curse word in the U.K.? Yeah, its true, it's very bad to say, so when this game came out in the U.K., they changed the name of it, & if you don't like that, then you can suck my proskater."

by Macaroni & Fuck You April 24, 2022

Prostate

The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.

You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 2, 2019

Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

super prostate

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.

Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.

by soopyrmann September 15, 2009

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

milk the prostate

To have your prostate gland massaged inducing man milk (orgasm), usually by a finger or sexual object.

"I don't feel like doggy style tonight honey, how about you bend me over and milk the prostate."

by Saucy Sam May 17, 2006