Prossex

Abbreviation for the popular Italian drink Prosecco.

It's Prosecco o'clock.... Time for some Prossex

by Lifeofmai86 September 9, 2016

Pressed

Being extremely irritated by someone, something or even a situation.

Kyle lied to Carly again and the whole situation just has me pressed.

by youngnoodle47 March 8, 2017

Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Pressed

When someone is getting angry or mad at another’s actions.

“Why’s she getting so pressed about not winning the basketball game”

by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019

lightly pressed

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.

Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."

by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014

Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

by Vagimuff April 3, 2009