Proskater

A slang term for "dick" in the United Kingdom (not really)

"Ok, not as catchy as "Pro Skater", but did you know that "proskater" is a curse word in the U.K.? Yeah, its true, it's very bad to say, so when this game came out in the U.K., they changed the name of it, & if you don't like that, then you can suck my proskater."

by Macaroni & Fuck You April 24, 2022

prosecconds

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco

'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay

by Spagalucci February 3, 2018

prospercreates

An awesome Roblox player with lots of friends who is very friendly

Friend 1: I like prospercreates she’s so cool!
Friend 2: ikr

by AllXaZ April 2, 2022

Lazy Prospector

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?

by J Tom B October 12, 2006

prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

by alecb May 22, 2007

Prossex

Abbreviation for the popular Italian drink Prosecco.

It's Prosecco o'clock.... Time for some Prossex

by Lifeofmai86 September 9, 2016

prosmessional

Someone who likes to wear a suit, go into a mid range bar/restaurant and talk to the staff like they're trash. This is all despite being trash themselves, cloaked in a suit of lies.

Hey, that guy talks down to me when he orders drinks. He must be quite a professional high flier in the city.
Professional prosmessional. I've seen that guy at work round the corner, he's a manager at Wimpy.

by JCVRS April 28, 2011