Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

promasticate

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

by junglehungry October 11, 2011

progastinate

The act of putting off getting gas for your vehicle or waiting for the price of gas to go down only to find out when you do go to get gas the price has risen.

I should of got gas this morning before I went to work.I progastinated and the price jumped .50 cents after work.

by Freonman November 13, 2011

pronastication

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

progasm

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time

After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm

by DiskJunky January 31, 2008

Progasm

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.

OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!

by Baube3 January 14, 2009

Progasm

The feeling of immense pleasure one experiences after completing something very difficult.

After I won that race I had a progasm.

I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.

by KitK January 10, 2009