profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025

Profen

The word Gooning definition was requested to be changed by God to Profen by DEiM on tic tok

"Tylenol gives you autism that's why we've partnered with ibuprofen" "you be Profen I bet you be Profen all night huh"

by Logan387 October 14, 2025

Profen

Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".

Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.

Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"

Past-tense: "proffed"

Someone prone to profen is a: profing.

Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)

The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen

by anonymous December 1, 2025

Profen

Gooning, masterbation, jacking off.

"I be profen all day to Hatsune Miku"

by JD IV December 1, 2025

Profen

"Profen" is an alternative word for gooning meaning "pleasuring yourself"

You be profen all night huh?

by Devvktr December 7, 2025

Stim-Profen

The act of masturbating while high on stimulants, origins from word stimulant and profen (Ibuprofen). the original term most commonly used is stim-fapping

Jack and the gang were caught stim-profening last night while high on crack

by gangbu16cusimtherealshitherefo January 6, 2026

Stim-Profen

The act of masturbating while high on stimulants (most likely crack) root words are stimulant and profen (ibuprofen). the most common synonym is stimfapping

Jack and the gang were found last night stim-profening by his mom whilst high on MDMA

by gangbu16cusimtherealshitherefo January 6, 2026