Profen

an alternative word for gooning

I Be Profen

by zoinerkn August 26, 2025

profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025

Profen

VERB: /pröfən/ to masterbate, goon, jerk meat, jack off, Jill off, beat box, shuck corn, pop off, or jork it. Often used in the context of aggressive or habitual action. Etymological Orgin: Irresponsible genie wish.

A: "Look! Ibuprofen!"

B: "yo? You be PROFEN???"

by Anonymous_platypus October 7, 2025