Definitions by TheGreatLady

Breakflunch

Breakflunch is the breakfast you eat at or near lunchtime, often as a consequence of oversleeping.

I ate some breakfast cereal for breakflunch, then I ran to catch the bus, in about 6 hours it'll be time for dinner.

Breakflunch by TheGreatLady August 26, 2026

Breakflunch

Breakflunch is the breakfast you have at lunchtime, often as a consequence of oversleeping.

"Man I tried to eat breakfast on time, but it ended up being breakflunch."

Breakflunch by TheGreatLady August 26, 2026

Profen

Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".

Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.

Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"

Past-tense: "proffed"

Someone prone to profen is a: profing.

Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)

The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen

Profen by TheGreatLady December 1, 2025