A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.
Also known as G.P.D.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.
Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1
Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.
Example 2:
Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.
Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.
Example 2:
Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.
Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
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The use of profane language in everyday conversation. ( Not used as an insult, out of anger, or confusion, etc.)
" What did you do today?"
" Just sat around the fuckin' house, watched some shit on t.v., dicked-off on the interwebs."
"why the foul language? Are you mad at something?"
"No, just a little casual-profanity"
" Just sat around the fuckin' house, watched some shit on t.v., dicked-off on the interwebs."
"why the foul language? Are you mad at something?"
"No, just a little casual-profanity"
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lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
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can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."
Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."
Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"
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Shatavious: i wish y’all would shut the fuck up with all that fuck shit with that fuck ass bullshit .
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Shatavious is a profanitizer
Shatavious: i wish y’all would shut the fuck up with all that fuck shit with that fuck ass bullshit .
^^^
Shatavious is a profanitizer
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