proctor

when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably

"shit man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!"

by KSGNENWHOGNGO September 2, 2009

Proctor

A human. Usually a male who ends up fucking up a marriage because he gives you a certain look that makes you wet af. Next thing you know you're having an affair

Samantha: I'm in love with my husband!

A Proctor: *THE LOOK*
Samantha: ha ha lol what husband ;) ;)

by yourdaddy&lover July 13, 2017

proctor

verb. A form of movement. There are several variations, some similar to skipping or dancing, others more like front crawl.
It can also be used to describe general hanging around, similar to mooch.

"What did you and your friends get up to on Saturday?"

"We were just proctoring around town."

by jimmy corkhill July 29, 2008

Proctor

To starve ones troops in the game of Evony. To not let anyone know you are almost out of food. To miscalculate your food intake for Troops

Man, I proctored my troops again, oh...... I didn't notice how much food they were taking in. FML

by 214L December 8, 2009

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

Proctor Goggles

Proctor Goggles is something you attain while spending long periods of time at Proctor Academy. Due to the fact that there are very few attractive proctor students so ugly students become decent, decent students become hot, and hot students become goddesses. It is very inconvenient especially after leaving the campus because people you would normally find ugly are good looking and the good looking ones grab your attention too an amount that is unnecessary.

Nick- "Dude that chick is so hot."

Connor- "I dont know what your talking about bro, she is hideous, i think you've still got proctor goggles on."

by PA all the way March 21, 2011

proctor family

the proctor family is a group of stoners that get together on proctor street in tacoma, washington. most of them are loveable and funny.

Person 1: are you gunna be on proctor today?

Person 2: hell yeah. i'm kickin' itt with my proctor family

or

i love our proctor family. hey! let's go smoke some weed!

or

wheres the proctor family? i need a stoag.

by pichuu <3 October 9, 2009