procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

by cakecakecake May 16, 2010

procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

Procrastribating

Procrastribating or procrastribation- (v. n.) Instead of writing a paper or working on a long term assignment you decide to masturbate while procrastinating.

Jack spent all night procrastribating and instead of showing up to school with a complete assignment he showed up with sticky fingers.

by BurtonBoarder6o9 December 5, 2009

procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.

by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009

Procrasturbating

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009