procrastinaging

a blend of procrastinating and aging - procrastinating so hard you can actually feel yourself getting older while simultaneously (duh) not getting anything done, which is frustrating. an extremely advanced form of procrastination, usually incurable.

You should do something about that procrastinaging - it's beginning to show!

by spam07 November 27, 2013

ProcrastinEating

The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.

Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!

by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009

procrastineting

the act of occupieing your self by surfing the internet for random stuff

instead of doing my project for school i ended up procrastineting on google

by mattwer3 June 14, 2010

procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.

Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating

by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011

procrastineating

when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done

mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom

by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017

Procrastineating

Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.

'The essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.

by Kyasarin January 3, 2009

procrastineighbor

not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.

I didn't get anything done today because I was procrastineighboring.

by Handlehhhhh October 2, 2016