Procrastipoop

The act of holding a shit inside of you until 4 in the morning until you can unload it onto your roomates chest. Also known as the Rob Bell

DOOD... DJ took a dirty Procrastipoop on Taylor's chest!!

He gave him a Rob Bell? Disgusting!

by massivedee November 17, 2011

Procrastipooping

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

by buyer_beware March 5, 2019

procrastipoo

taking a dump to avoid doing something else

i couldn't be bothered writing my essay so i went for a procrastipoo instead

by procrastipooer May 3, 2014