Proclasstination

See proclasstinate.

Displaying the fine art of proclasstination, Williams Soma had a martini in hand as opposed to his Algebra book in hand.

by Kar3n January 28, 2009

problay

instead of mumbling probabilly or trying to spell it right just right PROBLAY and people will get it and its funny saying it with an western type accent

Xela"Can you go golfing?"
Luap"Problay!"

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

Probles

When you make a mistake you want to make again and again.

That was your probles and you are wanting to do it again.

by 🔐QueenMcBossy💋 May 29, 2018

Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Probastermate

-To use up time that should be used doing something productive by masterbating. Often done when homework or sleep are present.

Nahh man, I spent all night probastermateing!

by TheSituation069 April 17, 2011

Probastinatard

Procrastinating, probable bastard.
1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.

1. As the weeks wore on, Jill didn't have the heart to tell her husband that the child he had waited so long to meet was merely a probastinatard.
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!

by Melanie Pritchard September 1, 2007

probasco

A sex act in which you put hot sauce up your ass.

Performing the probasco can lead to spicy santorum.

by wasillafarker June 8, 2011