priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Hot Priest

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.

Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.

You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.

"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."

"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."

by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020

Tropical Priest

Tropical priests are magical trolls that a very needy. They need to be caressed frequently and require a lot of attention. They tend to carry asbestos flagons with water dessert in it. They speak with high pitched voices and are commonly located in the Virgin islands. Tropical priests tend to scream “tuts mah barreh!” because their evolutionary master has trained them to do so. They tend to have very sexy goatees that smell of coconuts and fresh lemonade. And their voices are absolutely magnificent, somewhat like the birds song at the break of dawn in the fresh spring air. Their english isn’t proper, so bear with them.

"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest."
“He’s just like a tropical priest, he never lets me leave his side.”
“My girlfriend was screaming ‘tuts mah barreh!’ last night. Could it be that she is really a tropical priest in disguise? Her english is not very good.”

by GrimmLove December 11, 2012

Gay Priest

A Priest that is gay, what the fuck did you actually expect.

Dylan : look at that priest.
Patrick : That's a gay priest.

by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021

judas priest

A British metal band who gained international notice in the late 70s and were one of the most popular names of the 80s. Largely responsible for the traditional heavy metal sound through their influential 70s work, and established the important genre of speed metal. Also notorious for featuring singer Rob Halford, who came out of the closet as gay after his departure from the band in 1993. (He rejoined the band in the summer of 2003.)

If you don't like Judas Priest, then you simply don't like metal.

by Pyrus August 26, 2004

Pitsen

Noun. Singular/plural. A canine of "Pit Bull" origin or pedigree. "Pitsen type dogs" include, but are not limited to; American Pit Bull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, American Bully, American Bull dog, American Bull Terrier.

1. There were a pack of Pitsen at the dog park.
2. Despite common misconception of their ferocity, Pitsen are some of the most loving, loyal dogs with an amazing temperament.
3. I love my Pitsen very much.

by Jcap101 April 14, 2019

Pitsicle

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.

The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.

by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010