Prisonbitching

To rape the crap out of someone. Esp. sodomize or face-rape.

I saw Catallus prisonbitching the shit out of Furius and Aurelius after they called him a wimp.

by poemsofcatullus November 7, 2010

Prisonpocketcockjockey

One stupid turd of a human who beats on girls due to needing a penile extension!

Convict #1 "Quick hide the math pipe"
Convict#2. "Where's our prisonpocketcockjockey?"

by Laffnatchya November 16, 2016

Prisonpoon

Prisonpoon is a vagina from prison.

Maybe i should get locked up too just to see her sweet prisonpoon

by BonneAli July 31, 2018

Prisonpost

A form of goalpost manipulation similar to fedposting but extended to all kinds of illegal acts, particularly non-violent crimes and actions: intentional civil disobedience, posts defending drug trafficking, advocacy for non-violent sedition, insurrection, or treason, and other activities that could attract legal attention. The prisonpost is the moving standard of what's "safe" to say or do online—a boundary that shifts as platforms change policies, as laws evolve, as enforcement priorities shift. What was protected speech yesterday is a crime today; what was ignored last year is prosecuted this year. The prisonpost traps those who don't notice the movement until it's too late.

Example: "He'd been posting about drug decriminalization for years, never imagining it would be prosecuted. But the prisonpost had moved—new administration, new priorities, new interpretations of old laws. His decade-old posts were suddenly evidence, suddenly crimes. The post had shifted, and he hadn't noticed until the knock came. Prisonpost had done its work: moving the line, then punishing those who crossed it."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

prisopital

The place you go when you're sick. If your parents are old enough, and you're too young (read: still living at home) it can seem like a prison.

My dad got stuck in the prisopital, and I set a self-record of thirteen minutes for circumnavigating it.

by Bibliophile777 June 30, 2011

Prisonomics

The systematic reductionism of an intact economy that runs on a Marxist pseudo conformity that relates, is sustained and preys upon the plight of the proletariat fundamentally rigged on a based commissary system

"Hey man, we can employ prisonomics to help each other -- I was able to cheek my prescription narcotics, I am willing to trade my Soma muscle relaxers that typically sell for 5 each, for a singular pack of ramen noodles"

by brefunds June 9, 2017

PrisonPhobia

the fair of not being able to escape a prison and thus not giving your mind rest.
this often leads to insomnia.

i cant sleep because i have prisonphobia

by Millocracy August 13, 2022