Premarital Sex

Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.

James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020

primarni

A name for the discount clothing store Primark, derived from combining Armani with Primark to make an ironic word which indicates just how un-designery Primarky is. First heard on TV by Sugar Rush actress Olivia Hallinan.

"My student loan is in so I'm heading down to Primarni for some bargains"

"That's a nice skirt" - "Thanks, it's Primarni"

by NaomieC October 13, 2007

Primarkial

UK Term related to cheap and cheerful retailer Primark.....

Drew was a very calm and composed shopper but once she entered the store she became Primarkial and after throwing random clothing items into her basket she had assembled an entire summer wardrobe for the cost of a bargain bucket of chicken

by Tricky15 June 10, 2017

Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

by Greentesties June 11, 2019

Premarital Sex

A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022

Premarital Sex

The word means:

1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else

1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...

Person Two - What did you say?

Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!

by Clubmeber August 19, 2008

Primarilize

To increase (crease) an object or persons value to be the primary thing of importance.

Caden had to primarilize his homework over hanging out with Joe.

by LeBean James December 7, 2022