Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Pillock

A man who has dropped a major bollock. Not nescessarily a stupid bloke, rather, one who has done a stupid act.

You great Pillock, why in God's name did you grab her arse?

by Tosher February 10, 2002

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Pillock

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

by London El Vis October 10, 2005

Pillock

A British slang word that is occasionally used as a way of telling some one who has performed an action like a complete idiot. It is used as an alternative to: Idiot, Dumbass, Mong and other's to express one's stupidity

Oh my god! What the fuck was that?! You pillock!

by GeofftheChineseBusinessMan November 12, 2014

Primlocked Mexicans

A semi-formidable gang of primlocked players running around with bows and revolvers killing nakeds for no reason at all.

Yo man there's 14 Deep Primlocked Mexicans in J8

by Desmond Roberts Himself February 9, 2021

Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016