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i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.
-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".
by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020
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Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
by mystymysts December 3, 2018
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preeing

Watching/ checking out someone on social networks e.g twitter, facebook, instragram etc
You can even preing in real life
That girl has been preeing you since you walked in
by Queen sheba September 12, 2013
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Preevning

A part of day time between afternoon and evening. Made up by Sheldon Cooper in Big Bang Theory.
Howard: Your date is tomorrow afternoon 4:30.
Sheldon Cooper: That's not afternoon. That's preevning

What?

It's a time of day I invented. It better defines
the ambiguous period between afternoon and evening:
preevning.
by mahHD May 25, 2010
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Preening

Mostly associated with females however also seen in males, preening is the act of trying to make oneself more attractive to a potential mate or person of the opposite sex.

A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
Dianne saw an attractive guy sitting on the park bench

Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy
by Mudekdek October 2, 2017
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Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
by Bvdguy November 2, 2017
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Peening

The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.
Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.
by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011
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