Pervect

The state of being both perfect and perverted

Andrew Kim is pervect

by ak'swife November 24, 2011

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Nudity Prevention Device

an article of clothing.

prevents, does not stop.

comes off easier with alcohol.

"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."

by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

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Prevect • prevert • Prefect • preject • Prejection • Pervect • Prefection • prevent • Prefectionist • Prerection

preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.

Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.

by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010

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September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D

Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!

by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021

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Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

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