pretexting

When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.

NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."

Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL

by Sharmz May 28, 2009

pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

pretext

Verb, portmanteau - To pretend to text someone or reply to someone's text message to avoid awkward situations. This happens most often when talking to someone you don't really know or when you don't want to look weird while waiting for the bus.

My crush, Addie, and I have run out of things to talk about so I will pretext to avoid any awkward silences.

by savantwaler May 9, 2010

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

by Pretard King December 30, 2003

Pretan

A slight burn that turns into a tan.

Dude1: "Hey, you look like a lobster!"
Dude2: "Just you wait, it's a pretan"

by slightlyturkish May 1, 2009

Pretang

the genitalia of an under-age female. pre-pubescent poontang

"When you dropped Jemma off at the park, did you check out all the pretang?"

"Ben went cruising for pretang at the local Crèche"

by bfav March 3, 2009

pretalian

Pretend Italian. The international and preferred language of Starbucks.

"I always get confused when I try to order coffee at Starbucks. I think it's because I don't speak pretalian."

by Candace Hammond December 12, 2006