Wallace presentation

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.

William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge

by Shames October 29, 2015

Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.

From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.

by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

by mystymysts December 3, 2018

Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

perpendicular princess

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

by Nick S December 5, 2004