Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.

From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.

by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005

premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011

Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

by mystymysts December 3, 2018

Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Preminger

absolute hottie and rich girl of all time

Preminger is amazing!

by m!ra March 30, 2020

Preminger

Absolute prince boss and slay king has good humor and somewhat sassy attitude but deep down inside he’s really a big softy.

Jobs and hobby’s: being a prince boss, singing songs that slap and loves fashion
Favourite colour: purple
Favourite animal: dogs especially poodles

Hates: simpering simpletons,morons,idiots and cats and probably a lot of other things too…

Relationship status: married to Annelieses mother whom he married to get her riches

“Preminger is an the best character in Princess and the pauper and slays at being a prince boss”

by CharlESee June 28, 2022