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premblememblemation

When you drop a parcel in the post box, library book return, video drop off box.....close it.....then open it again to make sure it went in (I think this was a "sniglet" but I could be mistaken)
"Forget the premblememblemation man, it's raining cats and dogs out here!"


"I had to premblememblemate when I dropped off my car payment, I don't want my car getting reposessed!"
by Gentleman "G" February 15, 2009
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premealing

The act of eating a meal while waiting for another meal to finish cooking.
"Why are you eating sour patch kids if you are making mac & cheese?"

"Because I'm premealing until my mac & cheese is ready."
by yo mama is premealing October 30, 2011
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pretell

A high superior breed of human. There are few pretells around today, they are the most intelligent and royal family. Pretells are most commonly doctors.

It was predestined that king Pretell the 1st meet with god in the dark under world to have a great battle to decide the fate of the world. He would later meet a woman to clean and cook for him named Abigail that was to be loyal to him forever in time of peace. The pretells lived in a strict high class manner with grace in every step. Today Pretell has become a new common possible slang for 'incredibly Fucking awesome'.
Woah! That guy is so pretell
by Divine right November 27, 2013
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premeditated self-defense

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.
by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022
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premercial

Right before a TV show goes to commercial,
1a. the short "teaser" that attempts to entice you to continue to watch the show, or b. recaps what went on during that portion of the show
2. Needless filler for shows lacking content (see also: postmercial)
What's the point of watching Survivor anymore? The premercial already showed us who will win!

The premercial shows two contestants getting into a catfight! I can't wait for the next segment!

Why does Iron Chef America always have a 5-minute premercial recapping what just happened? Do they think we already forgot what happened 10 minutes ago?
by Jody M September 6, 2007
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premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place
Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!
by Max O. June 17, 2009
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premerl

premerl
by jckbgby September 17, 2013
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