preen-up

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.

Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!

by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

Preening

To judge or view/stalk someone or something

Omg why are you preening my posts all the time

by Kikibomb October 6, 2018

preening

what birds do to mantain or just tidy up their feathers, keeping them nice and healthy

My cockatiel is preening

by what am i doing heree December 2, 2023

Preene

Superlative of dumb.

Omg how preene can you be!
That’s such a preene move!

by Psj May 8, 2023

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

Preene

Superlative of Super Dumb

You're such a preene

by Akcb May 14, 2023

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015