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Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.
"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.
by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009
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Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.
Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.
by notwebster January 20, 2014
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preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.
Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.
by M. Kempson December 28, 2005
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preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating
"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"
by SwaggerK June 8, 2014
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preemptive rape

ya gotta fuck the fuckers before the fuckers before the fuckers fuck you.
Jimbo was going to rape Sally, but Sally preemptively raped him first.

Preemptive rape.
by BugginMcFuk February 21, 2021
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Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.
I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011
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preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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