Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.

"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"

by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010

Predonkament

A Redonkulous Predicament

"Dude, my skybox tickets are for the game tonight, but I already promised my girlfriend I would go shoe shopping with her and I skipped out last time she asked me."

"****, man, that's a predonkament you got there!"

by cdcorb October 24, 2009

predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.

by cuntfuck December 18, 2005

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

prefuckament

to be in a predicament in which you become fucked.

I need to meet Paulie at 3 to give him his money and some sob robbed me, I ain't got the cash he's gonna break my knee caps for sure. How am I gonna get outta this prefuckament?

by truey December 31, 2008

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

Predictament

When you can see what's going to happen, and it happens anyways

Im in a predictament. The train is coming, but my car is trapped in the gates.

by dalek1111 July 30, 2021