Pre Approved Friend

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.

Pre Approved Friend

by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011

Flag

Get the Pre Approved Friend mug.

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

Flag

Get the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase mug.

Related Words

Pre-AP • Pre-AP Functions • Pre-AP Punk • Pre-Apocalyptic Phase • pre-apologize • pre-apology • Pre Approved Friend • English 2 Pre-AP • Preaper • preapur ur buts

preapur ur buts

A phrase used before some kind spam; dramatic moment; or harm.

Example 1

Person 1: I'll be sending my entire photo album and crash your computer, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
Person 2: Oh gawd! Heck no!

Example 2

A: I'll be showing you my terrible ice-skating skills, PREAPUR UR BUTS!
B: Uh-oh...

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

Flag