polymoron

When a group of people make stupid decisions through group-think.

Brad, I can't believe we code-named our new product Mango. Mangoes are tough, stringy fruits with poisonous skins! That was truly polymoronic!

by nick novis August 13, 2011

Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.

by ITman May 4, 2008

Oxymoronic

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

by clovercd April 25, 2009

oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.

Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com

by Keegster June 12, 2003

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

roxymoron

A person who feels the need to bob their heads in a moronic fashion like the Butabi brothers in "A Night at the Roxbury", every single time they hear the song "What is Love".

"Man, just when I thought it faded, that new cola commercial created another generation of roxymorons!"

by Sasafras67 December 9, 2008

Oxymoron

A rather dumb Ox

That Ox just ran into the wall, what an oxymoron!

by shawn00131 December 9, 2019