Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

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Pittsburgh Potty

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.

I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.

by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016

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The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about humerous subjects.

"Man, the Pooty Crew is at it again in the 20's chat room."

by Mark G March 30, 2005

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pull a porty

to exclude somone in a mean way and make them cry

I just noticed my "friends" pull a porty on me

by johnSmithsonian May 30, 2011

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Dubai Porta Potty

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.

Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.

by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021

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