mate poacher

A person who intentionally steals away a person who is in a relationship.

Watch out for that guy after he stole the neighbors wife he hooked up with Mrs. Smith because he is a mate poacher.

by Big Wayne fo sho May 6, 2008

nipple pouches

Big heavy dense sacs of breast meat hanging from a girls shoulders on the front side of her body, under her head.

Look at that that girl! She is cute and she has big, swinging nipple pouches

by Bubble Bag Nipple Squeezer June 15, 2010

Coochie Poacher

Someone who obliterates pussies for a living.

Jake is a real coochie poacher, he obliterated this pussy.

by Vdarn May 20, 2022

Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

Info Poacher

A person who takes your idea or information and passes it off as his own.

Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!

by BorisG5 August 11, 2009

soda poacher

A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.

That girl just grabbed her third Diet Coke in the last 25 minutes. She's a real soda poacher.

by mediawatch January 24, 2011

Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

by jpm1983 October 6, 2010