POO-LAY-AS. The kind of friend that requires an abnormal normal amount of text messages to agree to something. The Pouleas will often try to switch plans already agreed upon by the rest of the group. The Pouleas tries to change plans and make it seem like it was your idea, not the Pouleas’s. Sometimes the Pouleas will send so many texts that even if you agree with the Pouleas, the Pouleas will twist these texts against you and try to confuse you and then blame you when either the Pouleas or yourself doesn't show up. The Pouleas is notorious for being late even when the Pouleas sets the plans.
"We were all supposed to meet up last night, but our plans got Pouleas'd at the last mintue. Now the Pouleas is blaming us, and we're still starving,"
by mel_akas80 May 17, 2013
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Get the Porcelain Cracker mug.Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
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My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.
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Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
Get the Ponce de Le-bóned mug.A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.
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