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POO-LAY-AS. The kind of friend that requires an abnormal normal amount of text messages to agree to something. The Pouleas will often try to switch plans already agreed upon by the rest of the group. The Pouleas tries to change plans and make it seem like it was your idea, not the Pouleas’s. Sometimes the Pouleas will send so many texts that even if you agree with the Pouleas, the Pouleas will twist these texts against you and try to confuse you and then blame you when either the Pouleas or yourself doesn't show up. The Pouleas is notorious for being late even when the Pouleas sets the plans.
"We were all supposed to meet up last night, but our plans got Pouleas'd at the last mintue. Now the Pouleas is blaming us, and we're still starving,"
Pouleas by mel_akas80 May 17, 2013
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exaggerated form of "please"
usually used to disagree with a statement
A: "You're so irresistible."

B: "Oh pulease."
pulease by bepride May 30, 2011
Related Words
1) To want something/someone desperately
2) To agree and/or persue someones view or idea
1) Puleash can we go to the pub?
2) Pub golf on Saturday boys!? Puleash!!
Puleash by maye237 November 5, 2009
The sweetest person you’ll meet. He is kind, generous and will bring happiness wherever he is.
I met Poulasta today. He’s so sweet.
Poulasta by Hoppityhope November 23, 2021

the polease 

African American pronunciation of the world "police"
Instead of saying "puhlees" they say "poulees"
"Ay watch out man the polease are right behind us!"
the polease by DisBuilder February 22, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026