Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004

synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.

LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

by jotahu May 24, 2016

Podulate

When anyone, particularly management, discourages independant thinking and works to create little peas-in-the-pod or podpeople.

The director of sales couldn't tolerate it when anyone disagreed with him so he made sure the managers would podulate the staff.

Everyone hated it when new staff were forced to podulate.

by Trauma girl July 18, 2009

Postulate of the sexes

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

Povulate

That time of the month when you don't have any cash due to cash flow problems or an influx of bills.

vb. Povulating
n. Povulation

1. I am saving my money as I expect to povulate within the next few days

2. Jasper won't be attending tonight. He is povulating

by Hoagie McHoags July 3, 2012

postulate

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

Podulate

The act, unsanctioned by Christianity, of engaging in deep contact with those of the podular kind. Refers to multifaceted thought layers surround the design of and spiritual connection with the SpaceX Hyperloop Pod Competition II: near-vacuum boogaloo.

As a noun: the school of thought founded in early 2007 by Grand Master Noymer.

Well, it depends on the, it's like if you went to great lengths to, if you took a uh, it's on the left. And if you move it from the center it'll remove the lengths you took to have going to have underwent. An analogy: if this were the first type of act in a place of a type of thought it would have to be less than a fraction of the original part. Podulate.

by Uno de los squenchanos February 10, 2017