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Porta Potties

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
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potted up

Them dang teenagers hang around my back yard and get all potted up.
by Hot n Now September 26, 2003
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Potted Meat

....Otherwise referred to as "Dog Food Sandwiches".

Smashed, processed meat in the form of purina dog chow that is edible by humans. Can be served with a delectable dill pickle and gouda cheese.
"Son, I packed your favorite in your lunch bucket today, potted meat and cheese!"

"Your neck smells somewhat like potted meat"
by Chingow April 5, 2010
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by Supersonic967 June 22, 2021
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Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.
Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!
by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009
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Pattied

Theatre-speak for an actor being the victim of the producer's breach of contract promising that the actor would play the same part (usually a leading role) in a foreign production of the same show.

Derives from Andrew Lloyd Webber's famous firing of Broadway star Patti LuPone in 1994 from his musical 'Sunset Boulevard'. Lloyd Webber had promised LuPone that she would originate her leading role in London and on Broadway, but subsequently reneged on the contract and fired her from the show in London, meaning that Glenn Close took her place in Broadway production. The scandal hit the headlines and LuPone was paid a substantial financial settlement for Lloyd Webber's breach of contract.
'It seems that Ramin Karimloo has been Pattied' - i.e. Ramin Karimloo, originally told that he would play the leading role in the troubled Phantom of the Opera sequel 'Love Never Dies' in London and on Broadway, will no longer play the part on Broadway as had been previously indicated.
by Lootcontrasweet February 22, 2011
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Potted Plant

used primarily in a sales environment

An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.
"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."
by Adrian aka "Dr. Green Thumb" December 9, 2008
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