Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

Potratz

A satanic name that depicts a person as unnecessarily hairy or an annoying person.

That girl over there is such a Potratz.

by lil lover boi December 19, 2009

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

portrait

a pictorial representation of a person usually showing the face

this is a very nice portrait of yourself

by JaMeS BooGLe September 10, 2006

self-portrait

the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.

We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!

by Shelley Marie July 28, 2008

portraiture

A non-existent word used by arty-farty americanophile types to describe the action of taking portrait photographs

We specialise in premium portraiture

Q WTF is portraiture?

A Errr...portrait photography

by Fixer January 2, 2008

Nice Frame, Bad Portrait

When you see a girl or woman and they have really nice bodies, but then you see their faces and they're ugly.

Two guys at the mall staring at a woman's hot body.
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."

by DjKushBeats October 1, 2010