Pithism

A short curt statement cleverly designed to get under a person's skin.

Your pithism has no teeth in it. If you don't quit lisping, you are really going to piss me off.

by Blue Ridge Bubba August 26, 2009

pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

by Jor-dan po tate O May 8, 2010

Potheady

When somebody gives off a pothead vibe for a long period of time

Man that dude is always high and looks a mess, he is so potheady

by aMezing June 24, 2020

Pothaze

When a stoner's mind (a mild or heavy marijuana smoker) is still being affected by the thc from the marijuana that remains in their system even after getting high. The effects of pothaze are usually very mild for a stoner and occur while you are technically sober, and continue until a month or so after complete cessation. Some people refer to this as withdrawl, but the sensation of Pothaze can usually be described as mellow and calming. Pothaze could be considered a changed form of mindset... with or without even a hint of stress.

Stoner, toker, potsmoker ... Pothaze, a very minor fry

by Mikedee322 December 29, 2010

pothead

Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"

by Rupert S. Pottingham January 21, 2006

posthipsterism

If hipsterism is a rejection of classical fashion and preppy coolness, posthipsterism is an attempt to escape the dichotomy of geeks and jocks, shaggy hair and clean cut, cheerleader and vegan, guitar playing douchebag and captain of the football team.

Posthipsterism rejects the idea of a cultural truth, that things are inherently fashionable. The posthipster knows that everything is relative, that admitting you like a blockbuster movie can be every bit as brave and original as knowing the latest underground indie flick.

The posthipster believes creativity is not limited to a certain subgroup. The posthipster does not define himself by how he is different than the mainstream, but is guided by his individual tastes; he might have a playlist that features both top 10 music and obscure bands; he will not discriminate against fast food or chain stores, nor will he attach a romantic idea to thrift shops and mom and pop places. He might enjoy football on sunday afternoon and read a novel at night. Everything is judged by its own merit, and that judgment is entirely subjective.

Posthipsterism and Poshipsterist theory suggest that culturally there is no such thing as a guilty pleasure; pretending to not like something because you're worried it's too mainstream is just hipster bullshit.

by kris takahashi April 13, 2010

pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

by DiggityDank February 18, 2006