ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

ass potatoes

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse

"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"

by noraptors January 9, 2012

Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

ass potato

Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."

1.

Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."

by Xtofer January 12, 2009

Potato Chip Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga who crumbles under pressure.

1. Carmellow Anthony missed the game winning shot because he is a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.

2. Lebron James made the game winning shot because he is not a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.

by Tmart23 March 23, 2010

Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.

"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010