An empire run by Danny DeVito made up of stupid middle schoolers that have nothing better to do. There are 3 other empires that are known, Celery, Brocolli, and Carrot. The Potats are at war with celery. One potat is sadly the child of a celery so another potat has adopted them. Anyone can be a potato the only rule is that you can't be friends with broccoli or celery.

Potats are all mighty.

potat by astor_pigeon October 8, 2020

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potat

Is best food for Latvian. Is much malnourish. If have potat, is probably rokk. You probably hallucinate. Sush is life. Please see politburo.

"What did one potat say to other potat?"
"Make no sense. Who have two potat?"

potat by notwaffle July 8, 2021

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Potat

Someone sexually aroused by a potato

Yeah, that girl is such a potat.

Potat by DatPotat June 1, 2017

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