Pothole Mishap

when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle

Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap

Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!

by Jolly Rancher the Rapper December 31, 2010

Internet Pathogen

In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.

Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.

You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.

by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

Potogeris

The study of squishing Play-Doh town until it is flat and then poking millions of holes in it

Someone walks up to you with something behind their back they pull it out and Shout here have a potogeris

by Kissmyassmonkeyfucker September 19, 2018

Póthosakómia

Nostalgia that you’ve never experienced

I had so much póthosakómia while watching that movie last night

by WarRobotDoge June 3, 2023

Harry Pothole

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story

Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

by Living meme fangirl queen August 3, 2018

pathogen

A pathogen is an organizm , a virus, or a protein that causes disease

There is a pathogen in my body that is causing me to have the flu.

Don't worry your immune system will take care of that

by I'm da bomb bihh September 20, 2016

pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014