Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life
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From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.
From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.
I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!
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When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.
by Vladamir July 29, 2006
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I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.
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Get the postmates mug.Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.
First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021
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(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
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