Postman 

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat"

Postman by NunoLava1997 July 22, 2017

Postman 

A young visionary that chases the dream with his eyes open not while he's sleeping

His level of genius is the meanest because he's Postman

Postman by Whoispostman May 31, 2019

postman 

someone who breaks down your door to deliver a parcel

the postman woke me up

postman by maxverstappen July 22, 2022

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

Postman's Surprise by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.

'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'

Postman's Day by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007

Postman Shat 

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

Postman Shat by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014