Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020

post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Post-Mortem Meme

A meme making fun of someone using a meme that has recently died.

This is a post-mortem meme: When you were almost late for school, tired and really annoyed and then the sped kid starts singing one two buckle my shoe:

by Truedefinitionsbylee June 26, 2023

Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.

Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2024