An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
Get the Haunted Post Officemug. Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017
Get the down the post officemug. Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
by JohnHinkleH February 26, 2010
Get the post office drunkmug. A eupherism for tripping on acid.
"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
Get the Slapping The Post Officemug. Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
Get the Two stores, two whores, and a post office.mug. Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
Get the Post Officemug. Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
Get the Works at the post officemug.