posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

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Posie

Posie is the name of a beautiful girl, the idea of being young forever. Posie is the word meaning ‘forever young’. She is cherished by everyone and is extremely loved. Posie is normally the heart of the family.

That girl is definitely a Posie!

by Nameloverknight January 3, 2019

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posie

posie is the ultimate love story between the selfless and the selfish, with josie saltzman being the compassionate and self-sacrificing half, while penelope park is the all-too-confident and possessive one of the two. although they are broken up, it is obvious that neither of the two have moved on from each other thus the reason why they will be endgame. they are so powerful that not even the merge will get in between them.

girl 1: oh look it’s 2am, time for a posie breakdown
girl 2: who should i kill next in my posie au
girl 3: maybe i snapped with this posie edit

by posiepark December 30, 2018

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postmercial

The portion of a TV show directly following a commercial break that recaps what went on during the previous segment

Rachel Ray spends 10 of her 30 minutes doing a postmercial recap of her recipe!

With all the hours of Survivor recorded, why do they spend two minutes after every commercial break on postmercials instead of the contestants?

by Jody M September 6, 2007

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