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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
by Dickbutt July 13, 2012
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posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017
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Poseidon's kiss

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.
That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.
by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016
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Turds of Poseidon

The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.

You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)

Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.

Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.

Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.

He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
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poseidon's powder

i got poseidon's powder for the low low
by oslizzle November 26, 2014
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Poseidon's Burn

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.
During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.
by defineracoon April 2, 2019
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