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Portsmouth Tugboat 

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.
Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

Perth and Portsmouth 

An affliction of the stomach normally caused by the eating of dodgy kebabs and the like, causing simultaneous sickness and diarrhea.

The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.
Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"

Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"

Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"

Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"
Perth and Portsmouth by RsRik April 19, 2011

The Dirty Portsmouth

when a male boner enters the mouth and clears its way through also knows as the "the dirty portsmouth". This may cause sever choking or death.
Kevin : dudeee you get a blow job from kelsey?
Hyunchang : yea man but they now call it the "the dirty portsmouth"
Victor :AHHHYEAH!

Portsmouth

A town on the New Hampshire coast. Portsmouth has a large population of hippies and hipsters. There isn't a lot to do in the town, especially in the winter, so many adults go to one of the many local coffee shops or the Music Hall theatre. The kids usually either play sports, become alcoholics/potheads, or both. Most people in Portsmouth are rich or middle class, the exceptions populate the housing projects, such as Gosling Meadows. The high school consists of students from three different towns, Greenland, Rye, and Portsmouth. Nothing happens in Greenland, people from there do say nigger a lot though. Everyone from Rye is rich as fuck and believes that there a gangsta, when really there a spoiled white kid who has never been in a fight in there life. Most kids in the school are from Portsmouth and consist of skaters, jocks, lax bro's, stoners, and kids who no one knows. Everyone acts tough but the people who can actually do shit can be counted on one finger. In general, there are a lot of jocks, skaters, and stoners, and not much else. Also Liam Annis is hated by pretty much everyone in the school.
Steve: Wow, I'm so bored.
James: Wanna drink until we pass out?
Steve: Let's do it.
James: I love Portsmouth.
Portsmouth by ganja72 February 27, 2011

Portsmouth, Ohio 

Also known as East Hell, Portsmouth is a small, dying, formerly industrial town on the banks of the Ohio River. It is known for property crime, meth labs, heroin, drug overdoses, obesity, willful ignorance, and a lack of decent jobs or things to do other than getting high.
Portsmouth, Ohio is a complete and total shithole.
Portsmouth, Ohio by Seagrrl June 28, 2015

portsmouth

Portsmouth is a small farming town in Hampshire. The locals dress like scarecrows, speak in a strange Romany-influenced rural dialect, and are known as worzels or carrot crunchers.
Portsmouth is where the carrot-crunching worzels live, oohhh arrrhh.
portsmouth by City Lad July 18, 2008