PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Portahoarder

Portahoarder- someone who carries an access of bags and miscellaneous items around with them. Hoarding on a level which is movable.

The portahoarder was heavily burdened by transporting all of his excess misc items everywhere he went. The portahoarder took up 5 seats on the train with his excess items he carried around.

by HAWKSTA February 29, 2020

portajohn

A mobile encasement with a toilet.

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.

by Dude. April 28, 2003

Portato

A word used to describe GLaDOS in Portal 2, where she is strapped to a potato battery, and stuck to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Person 1: Dude, why do you have a potato on your portal gun?

Person 2: It's a Portato Gun! With all the powers of Portals, GLaDOS, and Potatos!

by Mistia June 14, 2011

portadown college

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.

Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

by The Lobbster July 25, 2004

portawop

Racial slang commonly used for Portugeese/Italians.
Wop comes from the Italian slur, WithOut Papers.

I can't believe how much pizza that portawop eats!

by ginarocha January 27, 2008

Portapotty

A Disgusting Shitter That Is Used By Homeless People, FisherMen, Mexicans And Construction Workers

That Mexican Used The Portapotty. He Must Really Haveto Shit!

by Awsomely Me March 11, 2006