Porridge

Denotes any item or idea that is "just right." References Goldilocks and the Three Bears, as in "Not too hot, not too cold, but just right."

"How does that shirt fit?"

"It's porridge, man, totally porridge."

by the business of slang December 2, 2013

Porridge

Porridge can mean good or bad but mostly good.

- " you look really porridge today"

by xxxxHannahxxxx March 10, 2009

porridge

used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.

I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.

by aus_nomad February 2, 2007

Porridge

when your mate cashes in on life to watch paint dry and suck his missus’ tit.

Jon, you used to be cool now you’re just porridge

by eggbearrice January 16, 2021

porridge

Pussy, vagina

yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"

by benny d from NYC December 3, 2009

porridge

owner of bronx forums


spamaholic

I likes to eat porridge

by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

porridge

Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?

by kut_kraz February 2, 2005