porridger

A clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around with his elbows out, he's a right porridger!

by Misha T May 06, 2016

Porridging

When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.

I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.

by Zachariah Langley 13 January 22, 2018

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

porridge

used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.

I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.

by aus_nomad February 02, 2007

porridge

Pussy, vagina

yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"

by benny d from NYC December 03, 2009

porridge

owner of bronx forums


spamaholic

I likes to eat porridge

by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

porridge

Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?

by kut_kraz February 02, 2005