Porno

Something I dont watch (maybe)

I do not watch porno

by POGGERSVHUN F November 4, 2020

Porno

1) To dress like or have the appearance a pre 1990's porn star.

2)To behave like an idiot.

1) "look at the that bloke wearing a pink Hawaiian shirt, what a porno twat mother fucker!".

2) Pulling away from traffic lights in your crap car whilst doing wheel a spin that attracts attention to said crap car "You're a porno".

by Juptin January 13, 2009

Porno

(n.) a person who is perverted or makes reference to perversion often.

You are such a porno!

by mattymik August 28, 2006

Porno

1. Word that you call someone that has wronged you

That robber who robbed my house is such a porno!

by CockHunter85 August 22, 2020

Porno

Er noget som jeg ser hver dag.

Vil du se porno når vi kommer hjem, har min egen DILDO den er lilla.

by Børno elsker November 10, 2020

Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

pornoed

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014